闲来无事黑妈系列：
一日，妖怪闲者八云闲来无事（虽然一直都很闲的说）来到外界闲逛，本来想找几个少女拉到幻想乡的她却偶然间与一只长得像兔子和猫一夜疯狂后产物的生物相遇了……
“少女，要与我签订契约成为保护世界的魔法少女吗，我可以实现你的任何一个愿望”长得又像兔子又像猫的生物如此向妈劝.诱道。
“好啊~咱同意了”觉得很有趣的妈毫不犹豫就答应了下来。
“嗯，契约开始”随着丘比的话音落下的同时，只见妈脚下突然出现了一个华丽的魔法阵，放射出照亮天际的绚丽光芒将妈给整个包裹了起来，然后…………然后闪了几下就灭了。
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“原来已经过保质期了吗”丘比用无比平淡的声音面无表情地说道。
井！井！井！！
虽然丘比的声音里没有丝毫的感情，但妈却感觉自己仿佛感受到了世界的恶意一般，接下来，丘比将要面对的是它自诞生以来最大的危机——亿年老妖怪的愤怒！它究竟能不能侥幸活下来呢？一代享誉全宇宙的明星传销员是否会就此画上事业的终止符？还请期待下一回闲来无事黑妈系列。
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